Federal investigators raided the Janesville, WI home of U.S. speaker of the house, Paul Ryan early Saturday morning to find the remains of thousands of bodies of people of all ages. None of the bodies have been identified, but investigators claim the majority of the deceased appear to be poor and indigent American citizens.
“All of their throats were ripped out,” said agent Barney McGuffin, who headed the raid. Investigators say they have yet to compare the bite marks on the remains with speaker Ryan’s dental records to see if there’s a match.