Dayton, OH Tapped as FEMA Camp Site by Trump

President Donald Trump has selected Dayton, OH as the location of the first FEMA camp as he plots out his plan for martial law. He said via White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer that Dayton was chosen because of its proximity to Hamilton, OH, which once promoted its own arrogance by officially changing the name of the city to include an exclamation point.

Trump himself stated, “Dayton is the home of Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, our largest air base, and therefore, gives us the ability to ship out all the people foolish enough to believe their votes could change anything. I’m not just getting rid of the Hillary supporters. I’m also shipping out the deplorables who thought I was for them.”