A local girl of tattershall named Kirsty Taylor, Mother
Of two, has been rushed into A & E in the early hours of the morning.
According to local man Adam Spriggs, kirsty was annoyed at the pure lack of sex in there relationship and decided to try a dildo. Getting carried away , kirsty had managed to get the dildo trapped in her anal.
Local neighbours heard screams coming from the house early hours of this morning , one mentioning that she thought it was her car alarm.
A & E have informed us that Miss Taylor will never be able to walk again….