Donald Trump caught red handed smoking crack cocaine in White House bathroom.

The presidents private security detail were supposed to be accompanying him to a press conference meeting that morning when the president told everyone he’d be down after a quick bathroom stop. After an hour had passed the presidents detail had become suspicious of what was going on. As they went upstairs and were within close proximity of the bathroom the head of security reports smelling an odd smell and cloud of smoke coming from the presidential bathroom. Once at the door members began knocking and received no response. The door had no lock on it so they eventually walked in. What did they find? They discovered the president unresponsive from what’s known to be a “nod” or “nodding” Once startled by the approaching security detail the president said I was only resting my eyes but could not explain the crack pipe in the bathroom sink. -Washington DC