Donald Trump Declares World War III

WASHINGTON DC- After yet another threat from North Korea, Donald Trump issued a statement, declaring war on the nation. The president stated, “We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I’m feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie. And hurt you.” This is just an experiment to see how many of you actually read news and who just reads headlines and jumps to conclusions. If you’re reading this, congratulations!