Employees murdered at local Walmart

A manhunt is underway for a Dalton Walmart employee later identified as Britney, nicknamed “Britney the tyranny,” has killed 14 coworkers early this morning.

The fight allegedly started after someone said her buttocks was small, and it quickly turned bloody after the same person was stated to say she had “dyky prison tattoos. ”

After a few swung fists, the suspect took a pallet jack and used it as a sharp battering ram, forcefully removing someone’s foot.

After they bled out, the terrified employees hid in a restroom, when Britney climbed into the duct work and poured gasoline on them and set them on fire, burning them to death and subsequently burning the multi million dollar building to the ground.

She is reportedly with the serial criminal Matthew Barnes, who escaped custody and stole his vehicle from impound after convincing police he had a lung condition and needed cigarettes.