Faadri loose (fart alert) aka nuclear attack

Birmingham police have confirmed that a nuclear faad (fart) missile aka Syeedah is going to go off anytime. She has been letting out small bombs recently as a preparation for the big nuclear faad (fart) missile. So the whole of the UK is on emergency stand by for shelter. The government is giving out free gas mask so please go and pick from your local council. Will keep you updated on this news.