FBI Busts Former Woonsocket Rocket Scientist

Woonsocket, RI (AP) – The FBI raided the residents of a former Woonsocket Rocket scientist for theft of weiners, the ricket fuel.

Tim Forcier, of Woonsocket, was taken into custody by FBI agents, in cooperation with the Woonsocket Police, the ATF, and the Department of Homeland Security.

He has been released on $1.00 bail pending a July 4th court date.

This is a developing story.

(Photo: Forcier being placed in the paddy wagon. His ass shows where the stolen weiners went)