FBI confirms NHS cyber attack was carried out by local Bengali man from the London borough of Tower Hamlets.

The FBI are helping Scotland Yard in hunting down a prime suspect who they believe carried out the recent cyber attack that crippled the NHS and thousands of other firms all across the globe over the weekend.

Police were involved in a shootout in the early hours of the morning with local gangster Bongo Raja. After a tipoff from the FBI and GSHQ the metropolitan police raided Mr Rajas luxury apartment in Canary Wharf. Armed officers opened fire when Bongo Raja came outside firing two pistols from his hips and managed to get away in a high powered sports car.

One officer said โ€œwhile our guns were raising Bongoโ€™s guns were blazing he was fast as lightningโ€.

The Prime Minister will be having a cobra emergency meeting at 5pm today to discus how they will tackle this issue.

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