Find my weeve help I need some hair!!!

Hi my name is joy ward and I’m looking for my hair that I lost over the years I can’t seem too find it or I can’t seem too grow any back since 1965 I’m mainly looking for grade A pubic hair from someone balls I’m seeking men too shave there nuts and give me there pubic hair please help but if you don’t have ball hair I’ll take ass crack hair or both thank you.