Former Tough Guys Are Starting to Feel The Pinch When it Comes the Dating Scene

Former ‘ladies men’ and self proclaimed ‘tough guys’ are finding it increasingly difficult to find someone who gives a shit how tough they think they are. This phenomenon started when they were in High School, but they were unable to recognize their lack of appeal because of their long or short stints in jail. At press time the smart guys were headed to graduation to receive their diplomas even after a night where they had, well, you know..