In a surprise turn of events last Sunday, Union Pacific Railroad has given control of one of their lines to the Francis McNigglefoam corporation.
The UP’s Lufkin Subdivision, running between Shreveport, Louisiana and Houston, Texas, is now known as the Steamy Clog Subdivision. McNigglefoam, owner of a YouTube channel with over 71 million subscribers and creator of the highest quality edited videos on the Web, stated to us in an exclusive interview: “I would not clog that can you clog it”
Sorry Mike Gonzales 🙁