In a surprise turn of events last Sunday, Union Pacific Railroad has given control of one of their lines to the Francis McNigglefoam corporation.
The Lufkin Subdivision, which runs from Shreveport, Louisiana, to Houston, Texas, is now the Steamy Clog Subdivision under Supreme General McNigglefoam, who is known for his YouTube channel, where he creates the highest quality edited videos on the Web, and as a result, is adored by over 71 billion people worldwide.
In an exclusive interview, Mcnigglefoam stated his intentions for the future of the line: “LOVE IS A WARZOEN YOU LOSE MORE TGAN YOU WIN”
Sorry Mike Gonzales 🙁