In a surprise turn of events last Sunday, Union Pacific Railroad has given control of one of their lines to the Francis McNigglefoam corporation.
McNigglefoam, who runs a YouTube channel with over 71 million subscribers and creator of the highest-quality edited videos on the Web, has taken over the Lufkin Subdivision from Shreveport, Louisiana, to Houston, Texas. In an exclusive interview, McNigglefoam stated his intent for the future of rail traffic on the line: “LOVE IS A WAR ZONE YOU LOSE MORE TGAN YOU WIN”
Sorry Mike Gonzales 🙁