Fuck the family

Cecile James (bottom right) and her children and grand children give the middle finger to their family as they scoop a Β£130 million jackpot on the eruro millions last night.

Reports state that family members where caught driving their currbet cars into the front of disrespectful family memebers houses and slapping her sisters and relatives in the face with 5k bundle bags of fifty pound notes as they awoke from the disturbance of black cars crashing into the front of their residences.

As we had spoken with one of cecilles sisters, Pauline Foster who whitnessed her niece sharan James (bottom left) Driving a rented Lamborghini hurricane into her kitchen last night says she was screaming to sharan that she will make her pay the 100k it will cost to fix the damage Sharna was reported to reply “I piss 100k you ‘thot’!”

Cecilia grandson levi (centre bottom) stated this was the best birthday week ever!

Due to Sophia James (top right) online win, the cash credit was instant without the need to discuss winning with Camelot and the family are now expected to be in both jamaica, Kent, Vegas, New York, buliding 4 separate super empires before returning to London in 3 weeks.