She was last seen on Stamford Meadows on her hands and knees drunk playing soggy biscuit with about 10 guys
She was also heard shouting feed me feed me give me your cream!!!
and cookie dough whilst having a gob full of pink lipstick!!
Local residents reported the goings on to the local pcso patrol but they joined in with the game and offered no help.
When the police turned up everyone scarpered and she’s not been seen since!
Please help find her.
If you can help contact stamford police station