Have you seen this man? Police say do not approach if you do.

Police are on the lookout for Andrew Basset of Essex for the allegation of being a bellend. He was last seen in ST Pauls on Friday 12th May getting wankered on Prosecco whilst shuving some oysters down his gob. His known associates are Yash Pal and Olivia Moriss-Barry of EY. If you see this man in public, it is advised to give him a happy slap.