Hearne/Bloomington man arrested.

Police we’re patrolling when they noticed a male who looked curious. When officers stoped a 41 yr old man they realized their life had forever been changed. They discovered what many argue, is the baddest MOFO of all time. He was taken into custody for being too awesome. He is being held in a undisclosed location. Scientist are extracting his DNA to bring Superman back to life, since he lost his battle with Bat Man. Since that was a BS ending,if you aint laughing by, so is this . Got yo ass!