High School Lacrosse Coach Fined $250 for Public Urination

Atholton High School’s Girls Varsity Lacrosse coach decided to rain on Chesapeake’s parade at their first round playoff game. While the visiting team was warming up, Coach Devin White turned toward the fence and barbarically urinated in the bushes. Distraught spectators informed the authorities, and luckily an officer was already on campus.
“The coach was standing there for over two minutes, peeing right in front of everyone,” said traumatized parent Joanne Reynolds. “He was there for so long that when the cop got there, he was still peeing.”
This is not the first instance of public urination by the Atholton coach. After the incident, multiple parents of Atholton players confessed to witnessing this act prior to this occasion.
White was charged $250 for public urination and was forbidden to ever enter Chesapeake school grounds again. The status of his coaching and teaching jobs both have yet to be confirmed.
Public urination is a primitive act which can traumatize people of all ages, and must be reported. Do not turn toward the bushes next time you see someone peeing in public.