Hippie Mafia Admits to Massive Dump of LSD in Water Supply: “People need to get woke, fam”

Early this morning, members of the self-proclaimed “hippie Mafia” admitted their involvement and planning in the dosing of the water supply with the potent hallucinogenic drug, LSD or lysergic acid diethylamide. “Everyone should be feelin’ it by like 9 o’clock tonight,” said one of the gang members as he exhaled a huge mouthful of hashish smoke. He went on to suggest that in our state of affairs, chemical intervention is the only way to stop people from dropping bombs on each other. “Drop acid, not bombs, that’s what we say. These people need to get woke, fam, and that means they have to get lit, and that’s where we come in.”
The hippie mafia carry on a tradition of counter culture drug production and smuggling that began with some surfers in the 60s and 70s. The movie “Endless Summer” was actually made as a front for an international hashish smuggling operation, which in turn helped to fund LSD production, the Brotherhood of Eternal Love’s, (the official name of the hippie mafia) main focus.
It was a hope of the BEL that one day, everyone would be high on LSD at the same time. “We’re just finishing what our older brothers started, fam. Hope y’all have a great trip, see you on the woke side of the fnord.”