Hoffman Announces He’s Brassic

Known for his hideous hair cuts, his hideous dress sense and forever being ‘Skint’. He finally announces to his friends and family of his situation what he is dealing with, after not being able to pay back Β£20 he owed.

His clothing which is made out to be unique, expensive and very fashionable to friends and family, has been revealed it’s from Sunday market stalls, including recently closed down market, Blackbushe.

We spoke with Tom about the situation, here’s what he said:

“I can’t believe I’m announcing this, it’s been a long time coming, but I feel more relaxed now that everyone knows. Sorry to everyone who I owe money, and sorry to everyone who I have stolen your iPhone charger cable from.”