Hull midget WAYNE THOMPSON caught having sex with a cow

a farmer who was out in his field lambing his sheep could hear strange noises coming from the opposite field and noticed a naked man hanging out the back end of 1 of his prized cows as the farmer approached the defendant Wayne Thompson didn’t stop but started grunting and shouting yes keevan yes keevan after he got off the cow Thompson tried running off but the farmer managed to apprehend him and called the police
Thompson was arrested and as been bailed by the local magistrates court part of his bail conditions is he must not go within 100 meters of any farm animals and a curfew as been imposed between the hours of 7pm and 6am