I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT

I WAS ON MY WAY UPSTAIARS TO USE THE BATHROOM AND MY BIG ASS FELL. I ROLLED DOWN MY STAIRCASE HEAD FIRST. IM IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW….MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL. AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT AND FEELIN HOW INTENSE THE PAIN WAS I FINALLY WENT. ONCE I GOT TO THE ER I WAS ASKED BY A NURSE IF I HAD COVERAGE. I TOLD HER YES SO THEY WOULD SEE ME. SHE SAID LET ME SEE IT BUT WASNT WRITING DOWN MY INFO. I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD COVERAGE AND SHE SAID.NO. I IMMEDIATELY ASKED HER WHY THE FUCK WAS SHE WORRIED ABOUT MY COVERAGE INSTEAD OF MY PAIN. SHE SAID SHE WAD DOING HER JOB SO I SPIT AT HER FAT ASS. SHE GOT READY TO SWING AND SAE THAT I WISH A BIYCH WOULD FACE AND SHE PAUSED. AT THIS POINT I SLAPPED HER AND TOLD HER TO DO HER FUCKING JOB..SHE CRIED AS SHE DID MY PAPER WORK FOR TRIAGE AND THEN I SLAAPED HER ON HER ASS FOR BEING A GOOD GIRL. AFTER BEING SEEN THE SAME NURSR APOLOGIZED AND ASKED ME OUT. BITCH IF U DONT HAVE COVERAGE THAT MEANS YOY CAN AFFORD A MEAL SO WE SET A DATE. ON DATE NIGHT ME AND MY WIFE WAS READY AND BIY DID WE EAT GOOD…HAHA