Illegal Dildo Smuggling Op Busted in Germany Hill Park Manayuck

An illegal Dildo operation was discovered in Manayuck. The thugs were found wearing Trump masks and pantsuits with the finished product strapped to their heads and pleasuring themselves like unicorns. “They were all high as kites,” said the first officer on the scene. “After the door busted in, I was bewildered by the amount of neighing and smell of oats.” The tunnels burrowed deep into the hillside, possibly compromising the surrounding houses. Millions of dildos and horse heads were confiscated, and donated to the local raver population for use at this year’s drug fueled party at Jon and Cori’s house.