Internet Sensation Danielle “Cashmeousside” Bregoli, involved in shooting at CJ’s Bar and Grill

(LAKE WORTH) Yesterday at 11:34pm, viral star and local eyesore, Danielle Bregoli was caught fleeing the scene at CJ’s Bar and Grill. Witnesses say Bregoli pulled a tommy-gun on James Barnder, CJ’s host. Allegedly he told Bregoli, she was “much prettier in person” but that he still enjoyed looking at her pictures online and then went on to ask if she was “legal yet”. All of a sudden her clothing changed into a pinstriped suit. Bregoli then goes on to pull a tommy gun from her MK bag. She shoots she scores! Thanks to Floridas Stand your Ground defense, all charges were dropped. Judge Cyn Von-Stokes is apparently a huge fan and posed with the star after the trial. Y’all been punked! Thank me later.