Irum leaves husband for daughter’s boyfriend

In what can only be described as an inevitable event, Irum Banin has ditched her rapidly balding husband and has decided to shack up with her daughter’s boyfriend who many would say is quite the stallion.

Irum who’s approaching 40 with the body of a 20 year old, said “I’m tired of looking at the back of my husband’s head and seeing my face looking back at me. I need someone with a full head of hair and my daughter’s boyfriend ticks all my boxes.”

The daughter could not be contacted as it is believed she has committed suicide.