Jamestown Merchants Ranked 1st in Preseason Beast Drinking Polls

Fargo, ND: The Jamestown Merchants (North Dakota Amateur Baseball) were recently ranked among the nations best beer drinking baseball teams and No. 1 overall in the Upper Midwest Miller Beer (UMMB) consuming baseball teams.
UMMB commissioner Patrick Ramsey Sr. said, “out of the three hundred thousand men’s amateur baseball teams in the US, of beer drinking age, we’ve heard nothing but great things about the (Jamestown) Merchants.”
Ramsey Sr. later said he really didn’t know anything about the team and claims, “any team that primarily drinks upwards of 300+ Milwaukee’s Best Light Beers per player should be considered amongst the nation’s best!”
The team boasts the Fargo Leagues most consistent after game parking lot beer drinking numbers usually polishing off 3-4 cases of Milwaukee’s best.
“We’re looking forward to the season, but more importantly drinking some f@&”ing beer” says Jarod Purdy of Riley Acres, ND.
Look for the Merchants every Wednesday at ‘No Name’ field near the south entrance of the Fargo Zoo.