Jefferson City resident Dustin JaMarcus “Deej” Stiles reports to us that he wants everyone to know that he is “fucking fed up with people tell him how tall he is”.
“It doesn’t stop,” he tells our correspondent, “ever. Do you know what it’s like to walk down the street with 99% of the human population looking up at you? This must be how Yao Ming feels every fucking day.”
Deej made it very clear that if anyone else utters anything about his height, that he’ll “Grab em’ by the nape of the neck, spit in their eye, and call them dirty animals.”