Labour Party set to win election in landslide victory

In a survey carried out yesterday by the election fraud commission, a hundred Labour party activists were asked which party are they likely to attend on June 9th 2016?

A: Conservationists
B: Labour (don’t work to hard)
C: Lib Dems(zero chance)
D: Fake News Party
E: Throw Pakistan out of the U.K (Virenda special)Party.