Local Brooklyn resident finds Bigfoot

Brooklyn, NY Brooklyn, resident on the way to Prospect Park spots a strange hairy ape like creature scrurry into the brush near the southern tip of the park. “I was headed to the library and looked up an saw this skinny looking monkey, about yay high, run like fast, quick, into the trees and jumped on the branches like a monkey”, says witness, Tony Pugh.
The only person to see the creature and quickly officials arrived on the scene. A spokesman for the CIA responded, “This witness is not credible and has made false claims of this sort many times in the past”, officials have taped off the area as dangerous and not to be approached.