Local Edison Man Shits himself in his Limo

On May 5th, 2016, local limousine driver Trevor Brummer, was driving northbound on the Garden State Parkway near mile marker 134 when he accidentally shit his pants. Other drivers report him crying and yelling in his Limo and found out that he had went to fart and actually pooped his pants. Trevor, 26 of Edison, NJ, was found by NJSP on the side of the road cleaning his pants with leaves and they were going to charge him with real stinky shit but felt bad for him so they let him go. If anyone knows Trevor, feel free to buy him diapers because he apparently cant hold his shit anymore.