Local man arrested on suspicion of undoing car sump plugs to use the thick black oil for his hair

Local Boston man Shane “Greaseball” McGuire was arrested in the early hours of this morning when police caught him underneath a landrover , draining litres of thick black oil onto his head, when confronted by officers he said “it’s the only stuff that can give me this look!” Also when being escorted to the police van he grabbed a handful of grease from the police vans tow bar and proceeded to rub that all over his scalp too. McGuire (62) will attend court next week