Local Man caught Stroking Limp Bird

Baltimore ROMP CEO Jake “LD” WAS reported yesterday for rubbing his limp bird on his lap outside of the bar. When authorities arrived they observed Mr Jake Baby rubbing his bid repeating “pretty bird” and “Polly want a cracker?” It is currently unknown as to what caused this display; however, a group of guys in their 30s said it has something to do with the Jack and Coke and bottle of Dom. Apparently you can hold back when going out for a hat trick