Local man Jonthan Bailey gains massive amount of weight after swapping his hard labor job for a 12hr a week part time job.

Local Jonathan Bailey was a young active Friendswood native. He loved to work hard and reap the benefits like women, money and health including a slim physique. Just 1 month later he had created a slump in the couch where he sat, day in and day out except for a 2-3 day a week job bussing tables. This once 175 lb man grew to off scale size in his gut alone. Some of his neighbors are stunned at his laziness. “He used to like women but now we doubt he even likes women because only a gay man could be this way and not care” says Jane his next door neighbor for 15 yrs. Please help us encourage this young man to just saying no to kolaches, phone games and especially the slump in the couch he’s created. If you or anyone you know has a problem similar please seek help. Call us at 1-800 this Nigga Lazy.