Local man loses hair in Plymouth

A local man has made numerous complaints about losing his hair to Plymouth City Council. The man says it is never returned and soneone must be keeping it! The distraught man sobbed ‘ its all ive got’ The council have refused an interview but did make this statement’ Our street cleaners do not have the time to sieve through all the rubbish they collect, its just hair and im sure Mr ? will grow it back.
Mr ? is currently getting quotes for surgery on his bald bits and said yesterday ‘i will not be wearing a toupee’!!
If you see any hair, brown in colour, with folical, please contact us so we can inform Mr ? he would be very greatful and less bald!