Local man sets world record for largest Adam’s apple !!

I South Tallahassee man has set the world record for the largest Adam’s apple in recorded history. Gallagher Crooks monstrous bulg got larger and large after puberty hit. At one time it had its own gender, zip code and even a Facebook page . Mr. Crook states he even has to get suits Taylored at the collar , but main problem I have is with TSA , they always think I am hiding something large in my neck. I have also been offerd money to do gay porn. They would of called it “The buldge “. Every time I bend over to much blood runs to my neck and I can get dizzy and pass out.