Local neighborhood rapper, Bill.I.Am.Not, who gained some attention after his debut album mixtape “Lemme Yep” sold out all 5 copies at the neighborhood corner store “We Got Grocies n Stuff” within four months of it’s release, was shot today in his left ass check while sitting on the porch of his bae Carmellatonia’s home, freestyling a rhyme his uncle wrote. Family members say he’s in stable condition over at The Community Hospital. There has been no word on why it was him, that the gunman shot in the ass. Rival rap artist Bill.I.Am was brought in for questions. We’ll have more as this story unfolds.