In the growing town of Shelbyville, Tennessee, David Thomas surprised onlookers on the Town Square when apparently vanished for 23 seconds, only to reappear holding a box of gold bullion. When asked where he teleported to, he only smiled and shrugged his shoulders. Immediately after Mr. Thomas was spotted in Tampa, Florida, stating he, “don’t need no spaceshuttle to visit other planets.”
Mr. Thomas is now believed to be somewhere in our sister galaxy, Andromeda.