Local Tribal Member Hurls Baby

Early Wednesday morning at approximately 930 am, officials received a call from concerned neighbors saying a local Mike Tyson Tribe Member Chris Zimmerman aka Lil Sticky was seen aggressively throwing a young child while saying things like, “Your mom did this” and “Fly like an Eagle” to the minor child while throwing him for unwarranted cannonballs. If you see this tribal member contact the police. He may be armed but he is not dangerous.