Local woman hides Gerbals in her nether region.

Local woman Joanne Hardy 29 from Sutton-in-Ashfield, Nottinghamshire,was caught stealing Gerbals from her local Pets At Home store on the 12th of January 2017. This alone was a heinous crime,but what was to follow would shock not only the staff and police,but her family as well. Mrs Hardy was found to be inserting the Gerbals into her Vagina to keep them “safe and warm” during the journey home. At this time it is not known if this was a random act or one of sexual pleasure. Mrs Hardy has been unavailable for comment,but shall be appearing in Mansfield Magistrates Court to answer the charges of theft and animal cruelty.