Man armed with sword robs Chinese grocery store.

This morning around 10:30 am a man armed with a sword entered Hin Chan Soon Chinese grocery and grabbed a bag of rice and a hat and took off on foot after warning the owner that “He is not one to fuck with”. The owner called 911 and found a suspect matching the description 2 blocks away hiding in a field. The suspect was identified as Michael Orbino.When asked why he did it Mr.Orbino said he was “leaving fascist America and going to China to join the Wu-Tang clan and he needed food and his liquid sword for the trip” end quote. Mr. Orbino is being held at the CPEP unit at St.Josephs hospital pending a pschological exam whereafter he will be brought to the Justice center.