Man arrested after facing allegations of tickling buttholes and farting in mouths.

(Seattle,Wa) A Seattle man was arrested a short time ago on charges of Breaking and Entering people’s homes while they slept and tickled the homeowners buttholes. The homeowners also reported waking up to the man farting directly into their mouths. A statement from one Seattle home owner is as follows.
“There I was just sleeping away when I felt the bed jostle, I thought it was our dog so I tried to go back to sleep. I heard a fart and kicked my husband, thinking it was him. I opened my eyes and that’s when I was staring straight into a man’s asshole! It was awful!”
Another homeowner reports feeling as if he had a scratch on his anus as he slept and when he went to scratch it he felt someone’s hand.
Other witnesses statements have not been released and the man’s identity will not be made to the public. The man is in police custody on charges of Breaking and Entering, assault and public indecency.
More details will be released as they become available.