Man arrested in Abilene for being normal

A caucasian man was arrested in Abilene last night after a non-altercation that happened at a non discriminate location. No witnesses saw a damn thing, and police officers had no comments because nobody snitched. There were many people jumping to conclusions, but, luckily, none died. We are awaiting the results from judgemental people to determine weather we will air this on CNN or Fox News. Your opinion doesnt matter