Man caught smuggling 70pounds of deer sausages in his anal canal

A man in Austin was arrested for shoplifting 70pounds of deer sausages from HEB inside his anal canal while being video taped by store manager. Store manager John Hays said he noticed on camera what looked to be someone stuffing meat in his butt.The man (Robert Crawford)was then confronted by store manager and at that time made a run for the nearest exit. He was apprehended at the exit by store employees. When asked why he stole the meat his reply was “it just seemed like the thing to do at the time”.