Man caught smuggling 70pounds of deer sausages in his canal

Man caught smuggling 70pounds of deer sausages from a HEB store in Austin is now behind bars.Robert Crawford a 43year old man from San Antonio was arrested today for as he attempted to stuff 70pounds of African deer sausages in his anal canal while being video taped by store manager, when being confronted he made a brake for the exit dropping 5pounds of meat but was taking down before he could escape. When asked how and why he did it ,he’s reply was”I’m not sure it just seemed like the thing to do”.