Man causes natural disaster

Sunday afternoon James. Aka v-rod pulled of his shirt at fish creek park in Calgary Alberta. Witnesses report ladies in the region getting so wet that it caused the banks of the bow river to burst and overflow into surrounding areas. Residents of douglasdale and deer run were shook to see the damages caused to their properties and homes. One area resident spoke to our anchorman and stated that she was in good spirits and would start the cleanup right after her legs stopped quivering and her toes uncurled