Man found in fish store with guppie on his penis

Monday after noon at around 3 o’clock , Mr Bryan derrah was seen with a neon guppie on his penis and two crawfish attached to his testicles. The witness a Miss Nicole Linton said that it was weird ,yet kinda hot. Miss Linton also said that the accused ran out the front door and she saw a lobster tail protruding from his rectum and as he flee the scene he was screaming I run this bitch. He is still on the lose and considered mentally Disturbed.