Man get kissed by a dolphin

The man was walking casually down in his home town Leicestershire, suddenly he smelt something fishy which he liked. He walked 5 min down his road and tripped on some slime which made him ending up on his back!! Before he could get up he was power slammed on the ground with a deadly dolphins kiss tounge twisted ….. The man had a lucky escape as he nearly lost his toungue to it, he is at hospital recovering. Where thats mysterious dolphins thing is the police are still investigating tbc………….