John Tyler from Camberwell south London last night woke up to a shocking pain down below and a bed covered in blood to realise that his dog Rex had bit his testicles on off.
Rex the English bull terrier had John Tyler’s testicles hanging from his mouth as John Tyler stood there screaming in pain his wife recalls.
“We both went to bed around 11pm as thought we both need some sexy time as John and I haven’t had any in awhile lol”
“I then woke up to the sound of John screaming in pain shouting the dogs got my balls in his mouth”
“It was something like a horror movie with blood everywhere”
Poor John Tyler spent 4 hours in surgery but said he would never be the same again.