Man loses penis after attempting to make love to deep fryer.

A popeyes store is under fire this weekend after being the sceen of a ghastly show. An employee attempted to have relations with a deep fryer. The 26 year old male was rushed to the hospital where doctors quickly determined that there was no way to save the mans deep fried sausage. Amputation was the only option. When asked why he attempted such a thing the man was quoted as saying “I made a bet, I lost fair and square!”. Dr. Armit was quoted as saying “After this im never eating at Ihop or anywheres breakfast themed again.